Some light jokes

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.



Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?


Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


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Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me.


Man : How can that be

Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.


Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


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